Listen thru Heart...
Here are some insights, of course you may find them valid only for married ones but there is nothing wrong in knowing your fate in advance. Ultimately, we all are curious to know our future.
I wish you Happy reading!!!!
Some insights for all married/unmarried men
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburettor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
Henny Youngman
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburettor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,"You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes,dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,"You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes,dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girl friends.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girl friends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire". "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire.
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire". "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire.
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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend. "My wife found out...
A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend. "My wife found out...
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course,no one pays the least bit of attention.
I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course,no one pays the least bit of attention.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
