Stress Reliever

Stress Reliever #1

        Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
        Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears.
        Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? ;
        Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever #2

        Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
        Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
        Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever #3

        Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
        Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
        Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever #4

        A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
        "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO
MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

        Stress Reliever #5

        Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
        Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."

        Stress Reliever #6        Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
        Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
        Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
        Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

        Stress Reliever #7

        Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
        The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

        Stress Reliever #8

        A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my
pretty face or my sexy body?"
        He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
sense of humor..."